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Filed under: Wii Warm Up

By now, you may have seen the, uh, interesting Geometry Wars Galaxies ads that feature … well, we don’t really want to call them lolcats, because they don’t really make us laugh. And isn’t that the point? Anyone can take a picture of a cat and slap a caption on it. That isn’t the source of the funny. The cats need to be doing something — see exhibits A and B — to bring the funny.

At least, that’s our opinion. You can see our take on bland, humorless lolcats above (with special thanks to Y.T. for mostly cooperating). But hey, maybe you like what they’re doing. Let’s hear what you have to say!

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Filed under: Meta, Wii Warm Up

Every time I go back through Metroid-related posts while looking for background material on a new post, I stop in my tracks when I get to this post from our Metroid Week event. Eric’s Samus/Lionel Richie image is so hilariously out-of-nowhere that it short circuits my thought process and I have to stop and appreciate it before I can even remember what I was doing. I laugh out loud pretty much every time I see it. And then I imagine the “Hello” video with a fully-armored Samus Aran in place of Ola Ray and I can’t breathe,I’m laughing so hard.

Something this good deserves not only to be re-run, but to be celebrated in its own post. So I’m taking the Saturday discussion topic to do just that. I’m celebrating our friend Eric and his brilliantly weird post image. Feel free to chat about Metroid or Lionel Richie or how “Hello” makes you cry.

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Filed under: News

In attending a few select Japanese stores on the morning of the launch of some game starring some guy about rings in space or something (the kids keep calling it Halo 3, but we’ve never heard of it), Kotaku found that many consumers also took the opportunity to purchase a Wii. As big fans of the console, we’re always glad to see more people picking it up and checking out all of the awesome stuff available on the platform.

But, it’s such a night and day thing. When picking up a game for Microsoft’s system, why would they also pick up a Wii console? Also, it might sadden a few of you still on the hunt to know that the Japanese retail outlets that the Kotaku folk visited were chock full of consoles, almost stacked to the heavens.

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Filed under: Friday Video

The No More Heroes site just keeps churning out the (very short) videos, and we gobble ‘em up with the same zeal every time. In fact, it’s probably safe to say that this is one of the games we’re anticipating most — right up there with Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Super Mario Galaxy. That’s tough company to roll with, but we think Travis can handle it … and so we’ve once again got him in our video spotlight. Hit the jump to see why.

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Filed under: News

Patents and trademarks — who cares about ‘em? Apparently not the people behind Vii, a Chinese Wii knock-off. The looks more like a papercraft Wii than the real thing (wait, that’s an insult to brilliant papercraft perpetrators everywhere), but the controller is pretty similar. A French site spotted the Wii clone in a Chinese magazine and scanned the pages so that we could all shake our heads as one.

Want to see for yourself? Check out the spread past the post break. We wonder if the console features ViiConnect24 ….

[Via GoNintendo]

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Filed under: News

Zombie Massacre is barely a glimmer in developer 1988 Games’ collective eye. They’ve got a rocking concept– you’re driving into the center of a zombie-plagued city in a vintage convertible, attempting to drop off a nuclear weapon– but no game at the time. No engine, no screenshots, just a concept. And controversial German “film director”/pugilist Uwe Boll is already after it.

That’s fine, though. It would be impossible to ruin a silly, campy concept like that, even if you are the brains (braaaaains) behind the House of the Dead movie. It lends itself to light-hearted horror/comedy. “I want to make this movie more creepy than House of the Dead, which was intended to be funny and campy,” said Boll. “I’d like Zombie Massacre to be a harsh zombie movie like 28 Days Later.”

We stand corrected. Apparently it is possible to ruin that concept. The man is a master of what he does.

[Via Game|Life]

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Filed under: News, Virtual Console

Surprise! It’s another shooter! The ESRB now has a rating for one Turbografx-16 CD-ROM title: Super Air Zonk, the sequel to the futuristic Bonk spinoff that is already winning hearts and minds on the Virtual Console. Apparently it’s not as good as the first Air Zonk game, and, being a CD game, it’ll be more expensive. But it is interesting that Hudson’s skipping over early Turbo CD games like Ys I & II and going straight to a Duo title.

As saturated as we are with shooters, we’re still holding out hope that we’ll get Cho Aniki on the VC like Japan is. A very faint hope.

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Filed under: Imports, Screens

Nodame Cantabile on DS was an Ouendan-alike in which you conducted classical music by tapping the screen. The Wii version, called Nodame Cantabile: Dream Orchestra seems to expand on that premise by allowing players to not only conduct, but play multiple instruments as well.

We can’t exactly tell how the Wii version works– whether you point at the little note icons before pressing a button, or if the game takes button presses only, but Bandai Namco promises a simple control scheme in the interest of attracting new gamers. We’d kind of like to swing the Wiimote like a baton, but we aren’t sure if that’ll happen.

Of particular interest to us is the four-player mode, in which each player can use a different instrument and play one of the game’s 50+ compositions together. We call triangle!

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Filed under: What are you playing?

The highlight of this week’s releases is undoubtedly Konami’s DDR: Hottest Party. While we have yet to see how hot that party is for ourselves, we’re sure many of you are sweating up a storm as you move to the beat. So, are you going to be cutting up a rug this weekend, or do you plan on playing something else?

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Filed under: News, Screens

For those of us who’ve participated in many a Smash Bros. tournament, Nintendo has provided us with a Tourney game mode now. Complete with brackets and an official approach, there’s no getting out of your loss. Documentation proves who kicked the crap out of who.

So, yeah … Tourney mode.

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